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   <title>UCF:  Where Being A Catholic Constitutes &quot;Hazing&quot;</title>
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   <published>2008-07-22T16:26:55Z</published>
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   <summary>This is a rather weird story. The short version. During a Mass at the University of Central Florida, a student (who is also a Senator in the student government) decided to walk out of Mass with a host. This is,...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[This is <a href="http://www.wftv.com/news/16872192/detail.html?taf=orlc.html">a rather weird story</a>.  

The short version.  During a Mass at the University of Central Florida, a student (who is also a Senator in the student government) decided to walk out of Mass with a host.  

This is, of course against the canon law of the Church and the rubrics of the Mass.  A person taking communion must consume it, unless that person has specifically been trained as a Eucharistic minister, and given a ciborium to distribute the Eucharist to those too sick to receive communion.  These people are permitted to leave the Mass with the Eucharist.  

This jerk, of course, was not trying to do any such thing.  Indeed, he decided to hold the host hostage for a few weeks in a Ziploc bag.

<blockquote>
Catholics consider the consecrated wafer, the Eucharist, among the most sacred objects in the world and believe it becomes the 'Body of Christ' through transubstantiation.

Student Government Senator Webster Cook filed the hazing charges with University of Central Florida administrators shortly after he admitted violating church rules by bringing the Eucharist home from Mass on June 29, then holding it hostage for one week in a plastic bag before returning it. 

Cook said his hazing complaint cited a UCF anti-hazing policy banning the forced consumption of any food in which the initiation or admission into or affiliation with a University of Central Florida organization may be directly or indirectly conditioned.
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In other words, not only did this jerk take a host from the Mass, but when Catholic students complained about it, he filed a complaint, saying that the rule that the host must be consumed at Mass violates a UCF rule designed to prevent fraternities from forcing pledges to eat food during initiation.

This is an act of profound anti-Catholic bigotry.  First to compare the Catholic church to a college fraternity and the Mass to an initiation ceremony ("Your Delta Tau Kai name is . . . . Pinto") displays an incredible lack of respect for the religious beliefs of fellow students.  

What is more shocking is that the student claims to be a Catholic.  His complaint can be read in <a href="http://www.wftv.com/download/2008/0714/16880943.pdf">the PDF here</a>.

I'll give you a few quotes from his complaint.  

<blockquote>
On Sunday, June 29, 2008 I attended a mass held by the Catholic Campus Ministry in the Cape
Florida Ballroom at the UCF Student Union. I attended the meeting with my non-Catholic
friend, Benjamin Collard, in order to teach him about our religion. Approximately forty-five
minutes into the meeting, the organization began the communion ceremony, during which
crackers and wine were distributed to the people in attendance.

I proceeded to the altar and received a cracker along with everyone else.  I did not immediately
eat the cracker because I wanted to show it to my friend Benjamin first. However, as I walked
towards the woman with the wine, a member of the group grabbed my arm from behind. While I
was being held from behind, another member of the group stepped in front of me, blocking my
path. This group member said, “You need to eat it!” I was intimidated and embarrassed because
I was in the front of room of almost 200 people. Although I did not want to eat the cracker, I put
it in my mouth because I was physically and mentally forced to do so.
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Let's assume for the moment that the student, Webster Cook, was not acting in bad faith.  Let's assume that a) he is indeed a Catholic, and b) he did, indeed, want to take a host in order to instruct a friend.  

Says something about church catechesis these days, doesn't it?  A young man, presumably bright enough to attend College, and a lifelong Catholic, refers to the host as "the cracker."  Not "the Body of Our Lord, Jesus Christ", not "The Eucharist," not "The Host", but "the cracker."  

Did he receive any instruction before his first Communion?  Did he receive any preparation for his confirmation? Did he even listen during catechism?  A Catholic does not refer to the host as "a cracker".  If he is a Catholic, he is, indeed, a very poor one.

By which I mean, if you hauled the average European peasant out of their village church in 1300 A.D., a person who believed the Earth was flat and could neither read nor write, and asked him what the host was, he could give a better explanation than this modern day UCF student.  He would regard the actions of Mr. Cook as being both profoundly ignorant and profoundly blasphemous.  

Because they are.

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Upon returning to my seat, I removed the cracker from my mouth and held it in my hand. At this
point, another member of the group, Michelle Ducker, put her hand on my shoulder and told me
“Eat the cracker or I’m going to make a huge scene”. Almost instantly, she grabbed my wrist
and began and scratching my fingers. While not exercising any physical force in return, I asked
her to “Stop touching me”. Despite my clear protest, she continued to hold my hands, wrists,
and arms. She also touched my shorts in order to feel inside my pockets. I had to loudly ask her
this three times before she stopped.

Although neither of us used or indicated that we would use physical force, a large man was sent
to remove us from the room. When he asked us to leave, we promptly complied to avoid a
conflict. In the hallway, I told him that I was insulted by their use of force. He informed me that
their actions were in accordance with the policies of the Catholic Church.

I regularly attended a Catholic Church and Catechism throughout my entire childhood. In all
that time, I never learned that failing to immediately consume my cracker during communion
would oblige my fellow laymen to use physical force against me. This incident was especially
perturbing because I have previously observed members of my church do this without provoking
this apparently default repercussion.
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All I can say is that I am thankful I was not there.  I doubt I could have restrained myself from physical violence, and not merely scratching poor Webster's finger or asking him to leave.  I would have removed the host from Webster's unconscious body and returned it to the priest, having, through the sin of anger and through repeatedly punching Webster in the head, removed myself from the necessary state of grace to consume the host myself.  

He frankly deserved an ass-kicking.  A righteous ass-kicking.  But an ass-kicking nonetheless.

Webster makes a few other charges in his self-serving statement.

<blockquote>
Use, possession, sale and/or distribution of alcoholic beverages except as expressly
permitted by the law and University rules, and behavior under the influence of alcoholic
beverages.

During the Catholic Campus Ministry’s communion ceremony, wine was offered to an
entire group of students, the majority of whom are under twenty-one years of age. The
wine was also given to a number of obvious minors. Serving alcohol to anyone under
twenty-one years of age is against the law. Unless there is a provision in federal, state,
or local law excluding religious organizations, their actions constitute a violation of this
rule.
</blockquote>

Webster Cook, lifelong Catholic, is shocked, <em>shocked!</em> to find that communion wine is served during Mass.   Well no kidding.  Maybe while you were playing with your gameboy during Catechism, Webster, you may have missed the fact that Christ's sacrifice on the cross was not bloodless.  The wine commemorates this, and, by virtue of transubstantiation, becomes this blood.  And even Prohibition itself did not prevent communion wine from being manufactured and sold in the United States, and yes, religious services where a tiny amount of wine is dispensed have never been held to violate local, state, or federal law, you ignorant, pompous *sshole.

I do not believe Webster is a Catholic.  I believe he is simply trying to persuade his University that Catholicism needs to be banned on his campus.  

Of course, given the state of the academy in America, I think the odds of this are probably close to 50-50.

For example, Webster has the support of at least one academic:

<blockquote>
Since Channel 9 broke the story it's grabbed national headlines. Paul Zachary Myers, an athiest college professor at the University of Minnesota Morris who saw the story, has since pledged to desecrate the Eucharist and post photographic evidence on the Internet in protest of Cook's treatment. The pledge attracted condemnation from the Catholic League, a Catholic civil rights group whose leader, Bill Donohue, suggested that UCF President John Hitt should expel Cook from school even after he returned the Eucharist.
</blockquote>

Now in this case, I do not believe that Cook should be expelled from school.  I think he needs to apologize.  That is how we deal with things in a civilized society.  As for Professor Myers, I think if he did any such thing, he should lose his job.  It is one thing to be an incredibly ignorant college student.  

I've been one myself.  

It is another to perpetrate a hate crime asa representative of an institution.  And make no mistake about it, the desecration of the Eucharist is, indeed, a hate crime.  Professor Myers would not tolerate mockery of a Buddhist ceremony on his campus, but academics do not accord Christians the same privileges as other citizens.  At some level, this angers me.  At another, I merely say, "Go ahead and drive us from society.  We survived the catacombs and the tyranny of Nero.  We'll outlive you, too."

<strong>UPDATE: </strong> He's been impeached by the <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/07/21/politics/uwire/main4280808.shtml">UCF Student Senate</a>.  
































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   <title>Boston Archdiocese Produces Fresh Batch of Excommunicates</title>
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   <published>2008-07-21T11:52:22Z</published>
   <updated>2008-07-21T12:19:23Z</updated>
   
   <summary>More &quot;womenpriests&quot;. In case anyone had any doubt what the church teaches on the subject, as opposed to the measure of credence given this group by the ignorant-of-when-not-openly-hostile-to-Catholicism Boston media, here is a link to John Paul II&apos;s Apostolic Letter,...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[More <a href="http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2008/07/20/group_claims_to_ordain_women_priests_in_unsanctioned_ceremony/">"womenpriests"</a>.  

In case anyone had any doubt what the church teaches on the subject, as opposed to the measure of credence given this group by the ignorant-of-when-not-openly-hostile-to-Catholicism Boston media, here is a link to John Paul II's Apostolic Letter, <a href="http://www.vatican.va/holy_father/john_paul_ii/apost_letters/documents/hf_jp-ii_apl_22051994_ordinatio-sacerdotalis_en.html">Ordinatio Sacerdotalis</a>:

A few quotes are in order:  

<blockquote>
In the Apostolic Letter Mulieris Dignitatem, I myself wrote in this regard: "In calling only men as his Apostles, Christ acted in a completely free and sovereign manner. In doing so, he exercised the same freedom with which, in all his behavior, he emphasized the dignity and the vocation of women, without conforming to the prevailing customs and to the traditions sanctioned by the legislation of the time."(5)

In fact the Gospels and the Acts of the Apostles attest that this call was made in accordance with God's eternal plan; Christ chose those whom he willed (cf. Mk 3:13-14; Jn 6:70), and he did so in union with the Father, "through the Holy Spirit" (Acts 1:2), after having spent the night in prayer (cf. Lk 6:12). Therefore, in granting admission to the ministerial priesthood,(6) the Church has always acknowledged as a perennial norm her Lord's way of acting in choosing the twelve men whom he made the foundation of his Church (cf. Rv 21:14). These men did not in fact receive only a function which could thereafter be exercised by any member of the Church; rather they were specifically and intimately associated in the mission of the Incarnate Word himself (cf. Mt 10:1, 7-8; 28:16-20; Mk 3:13-16; 16:14-15). The Apostles did the same when they chose fellow workers(7) who would succeed them in their ministry.(8) Also included in this choice were those who, throughout the time of the Church, would carry on the Apostles' mission of representing Christ the Lord and Redeemer.(9)

Furthermore, the fact that the Blessed Virgin Mary, Mother of God and Mother of the Church, received neither the mission proper to the Apostles nor the ministerial priesthood clearly shows that the non-admission of women to priestly ordination cannot mean that women are of lesser dignity, nor can it be construed as discrimination against them. Rather, it is to be seen as the faithful observance of a plan to be ascribed to the wisdom of the Lord of the universe.
</blockquote>

In short -- Christ ordained men, and the Lord did not ordain his own mother, who, sinless, would have been the most perfect woman priest possible.  In that the BVM was sinless, she would have most perfectly represented the sacrifice of Christ in the Mass; there could be no better female priest than her.  And yet, she was not a priest.  

Why not?  

To question this is to question the Lord, not the Church.  Why did Jesus deny his mother priesthood?  

We have to assume he did so in accordance with a divine plan.  

<blockquote>
The New Testament and the whole history of the Church give ample evidence of the presence in the Church of women, true disciples, witnesses to Christ in the family and in society, as well as in total consecration to the service of God and of the Gospel. "By defending the dignity of women and their vocation, the Church has shown honor and gratitude for those women who-faithful to the Gospel-have shared in every age in the apostolic mission of the whole People of God. They are the holy martyrs, virgins and mothers of families, who bravely bore witness to their faith and passed on the Church's faith and tradition by bringing up their children in the spirit of the Gospel."(11)

Moreover, it is to the holiness of the faithful that the hierarchical structure of the Church is totally ordered. For this reason, the Declaration Inter Insigniores recalls: "the only better gift, which can and must be desired, is love (cf. 1 Cor 12 and 13). The greatest in the Kingdom of Heaven are not the ministers but the saints."(12)
</blockquote>

Exactly right.  Priests are servants.  No priest imagines himself higher than the Virgin Mary in the hierarchy of heaven, except, or course, for the eternal priest, the Lord Himself.  

The women in the news story, however, believe that priestly service is something they are being denied by the hierarchy of the church.

<blockquote>
The ceremony, like several others that have taken place around the world over the last six years, was denounced by the Roman Catholic church, and critics said the event was a stunt with no religious significance. The Catholic Church has consistently taught that only men can be ordained as priests, and the Archdiocese of Boston said that the women who participated in today’s ceremony had automatically excommunicated themselves by participating in what it said was an invalid ordination ceremony.

But the women who participated in the event, along with the several hundred people who spent nearly three hours in the sweltering, non-air-conditioned Church of the Covenant, said they rejected the excommunications, and believed that the women had been validly ordained. The women were vested with white chasubles and red stoles and greeted with a standing ovation as they were declared to be priests; they then helped preside over a service at which they declared bread and wine to be consecrated and offered what they said was Communion to anyone who wished to receive it.
</blockquote>

They are automatically excommunicated by virtue of this "ceremony".  

But let us suppose for a moment that they were not, and even, <em>arguendo</em>, that they are correct that the laying on of hands "works", and that they are in fact, priests.  Their first act was to consecrate a Eucharist and give it "to anyone who wished to receive it."  

This is itself a violation of canon law.  To give communion to people not in communion with the church is an act of sacrilege against the host.  

Fine priests they are, eh?  Fine theological formation there.  

<blockquote>
C.J. Doyle, of the Catholic Action League of Massachusetts, called the ceremony “a sacrilegious parody of Holy Orders conducted at a Protestant church by a collection of apostates misappropriating the Catholic name.”

“One must not only be a male to be a Catholic priest, one must be a Catholic,'' Doyle said. "The performers in this theater of propaganda are neither. These women ought to have the intellectual honesty to admit that they left the Catholic Church some time ago. Whatever publicity value today's exercise has, it must be measured against both the manifest fraudulence and the irredeemable hopelessness of their cause.”
</blockquote>

I've never met C.J. Doyle, but that's an excellent quote there.  You can sense the Catholic training in that paragraph, what with the use of "manifest" and "irredeemable hopelessness".  Tip of the hat there.  

<blockquote>
The women did not pledge obedience or chastity – the promises made by Roman Catholic priests. One was introduced to the congregation by her daughter; another by her husband.
</blockquote>

Well, if we've thrown out <em>Ordinatio Sacerdotalis</em>, and decide that the sacrament itself is open to anyone, why not?  No celibacy, no obedience, no canon law whatsoever.    

In other words, Protestantism.  

<blockquote>
The ceremony was held in a venerable Protestant church, the Church of the Covenant, which is affiliated with both the Presbyterian Church and the United Church of Christ.

The interim pastor of the church, the Rev. Jennifer Wegter-McNelly, declared the ordination of women “an important part of this church’s identity,’’ and said “we stand with you today.’’

The former president of the Massachusetts conference of the United Church of Christ, the state’s largest Protestant denomination, was among several Protestant clergy who attended the ceremony to express their support for the women seeking ordination as Catholic priests.

“If it looks like discrimination, if it acts like discrimination, and if it feels like discrimination, it is discrimination,’’ said the Rev. Nancy S. Taylor, the former conference president, who is now senior minister of Old South Church. “Prejudice in liturgical clothing is still prejudice.’’
</blockquote>

Take it up with the Lord, Nancy.  That's who you are claiming is prejudiced.  ]]>
      
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   <title>Cardinal Newman&apos;s Bones Are Being Moved</title>
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   <published>2008-07-17T11:45:05Z</published>
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   <summary>Taylor Marshall reports that Cardinal Newman&apos;s bones are being moved. Canonization is likely imminent....</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<a href="http://cantuar.blogspot.com/2008/07/blessedjohn-henry-newman.html">Taylor Marshall reports</a> that Cardinal Newman's bones are being moved.  

Canonization is likely imminent.]]>
      
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   <title>Why Pope Paul VI Was Right In Humanae Vitae</title>
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   <published>2008-07-16T10:49:36Z</published>
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   <summary>A great article over at First Things by Mary Eberstadt. I&apos;ll give you a few excerpts, but really, you should read the whole thing. The premise of her argument is that Humanae Vitae was not only correct, but it was...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[A great article over at <a href="http://firstthings.com/article.php3?id_article=6262"><em>First Things</em></a> by Mary Eberstadt.  I'll give you a few excerpts, but really, you should read the whole thing.  The premise of her argument is that <a href="http://www.vatican.va/holy_father/paul_vi/encyclicals/documents/hf_p-vi_enc_25071968_humanae-vitae_en.html"><em>Humanae Vitae</em></a> was not only correct, but it was prescient, and the evidence of both its correctness and prescience is all around us, if we would but have eyes to see it.  I think she is correct.

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To many people, both today and when the encyclical was promulgated on July 25, 1968, the notion simply defies understanding. Consenting adults, told not to use birth control? Preposterous. Third World parents deprived access to contraception and abortion? Positively criminal. A ban on condoms when there’s a risk of contracting AIDS? Beneath contempt.

“The execration of the world,” in philosopher G.E.M. Anscombe’s phrase, was what Paul VI incurred with that document—to which the years since 1968 have added plenty of just plain ridicule. Hasn’t everyone heard Monty Python’s send-up song “Every Sperm Is Sacred”? Or heard the jokes? “You no play-a the game, you no make-a the rules.” And “What do you call the rhythm method? Vatican roulette.” And “What do you call a woman who uses the rhythm method? Mommy.”

As everyone also knows, it’s not only the Church’s self-declared adversaries who go in for this sort of sport. So, too, do many American and European Catholics—specifically, the ones often called dissenting or cafeteria Catholics, and who more accurately might be dubbed the “Catholic Otherwise Faithful.” I may be Catholic, but I’m not a maniac about it, runs their unofficial subtext—meaning: I’m happy to take credit for enlightened Catholic positions on the death penalty/social justice/civil rights, but of course I don’t believe in those archaic teachings about divorce/homosexuality/and above all birth control. 
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One cannot pick and choose in the faith; it is preposterous to try to do so.  It is analagous to saying "I will keep seven of the commandments, but not the other three."  The older I get, the more I see that the faith is something to which one must be molded; it makes Christians in the same way that the Army makes soldiers --   by retraining them to do things that are, at some level, not innate.  Christianity is the blueprint for the perfect man, a religion which attempts to remake one in the image of Christ.  But to do so, one has to give up certain things.  We are all selfish creatures, at our core fundamentally interested only in ourselves.  But Christ was not that way -- he emptied himself for us with no regard to his own well-being.  He was unselfish; he renounced the things of this world, and was willing to pay the price for our salvation at Calvary.  Our happiness and well-being does not depend upon our selfishness; it depends upon our unselfishness.  To the extent we are successful in modeling ourselves on Christ, we will be happy.  Modern sexual ethics, which seems to consist of the adage "If it feels good, do it" is profoundly selfish.  It refuses to recognize the value of the other, except as an object which we can use to gain pleasure for ourselves.  It also refuses to recognize the role of the sacred in sex, the fact that the sexual act is a means by which new souls are created.  This is a remarkable thing; we are participating in an act which has profound consequences.  Sex is, at some level, sacred -- we are participating in the life of the God of life each time we have sex.  Because of the profound consequences of sex, it ought to be done within the context of a life that can sustain that potential new life -- since it can create children, it ought only be done by spouses in a marriage.  

This is fundamentally true, which <em>Humnanae Vitae</em> recognizes.  It also means that our current culture is lying to us.  Sex, divorced from its consequences, also becomes divorced from its sacred character -- we are taking a profound gift from God; the ability to create new life, and making a mockery of it.  We are reducing a participation in the divine to something utterly selfish.  

Yet we cannot utterly rid ourselves of the consequences.  Contraception fails from time to time, which means that a child is produced who is unwanted.  Faced with owning up to the consequences or murdering the child, our culture promotes abortion.  You're pregnant?  Go to <a href="http://hotair.com/archives/2008/07/14/planned-parenthood-the-lenscrafters-of-family-planning/">the moral equivalent of Lenscrafters</a> and have it fixed.  Thus contraception, instead of facilitating human happiness, facilitates murder.  Is it so difficult to recognize the author of this concept?  

They say that the story of Adam and Eve arose in Jewish culture as a story to explain the origin of sex.  To me, I think the Fall is innately tied in with sex, in a way we do not often consider -- our moral sense was damaged by the Fall (that there was a Fall is obvious, even if the story itself seems unlikely), not only in regard to general questions of ethics, but in particular, in questions of human sexuality.  It is with regard to judgment about sex that our moral nature was most damaged, which is why the story seems to be a parable about the origin of sexuality.  The profound truth of the story of the Garden is a mythic truth -- man and woman have become estranged; men and women do not value the same things, men and women view life differently.  Men seek pleasure, women pay the cost in that they are left to raise the child.  Modern society's answer?  Then kill the child.  

Do we not see the author of this?  Do we not see the author of all sin in this -- the murderer from the beginning, as He is called in <a href="http://www.nccbuscc.org/nab/bible/john/john8.htm">John 8:44</a>?

Contraception distorts our understanding of what sex is.  It is the precursor of abortion.  

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And so we have a microcosm of the current fate of Humanae Vitae and all it represents in the American Church—and, for that matter, in what is left of the advanced Western one, too. With each passing year, it seems safe to assume, fewer priests can be found to explain the teaching, fewer parishioners to obey it, and fewer educated people to avoid rolling their eyes at the idea that anyone in 2008 could possibly be so antiquarian as to hold any opinion about contraceptive sex—any, that is, other than its full-throttle celebration as the chief liberation of our time.

And in just that apparent consensus about the ridiculousness of it all, amid all those ashes scattered over a Christian teaching stretching back two millennia, arises a fascinating and in fact exceedingly amusing modern morality tale—amusing, at least, to those who take their humor dark.

“He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh,” the Psalmist promises, specifically in a passage about enjoying vindication over one’s adversaries. If that is so, then the racket on this fortieth anniversary must be prodigious. Four decades later, not only have the document’s signature predictions been ratified in empirical force, but they have been ratified as few predictions ever are: in ways its authors could not possibly have foreseen, including by information that did not exist when the document was written, by scholars and others with no interest whatever in its teaching, and indeed even inadvertently, and in more ways than one, by many proud public adversaries of the Church.

Forty years later, there are more than enough ironies, both secular and religious, to make one swear there’s a humorist in heaven. 
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Read <a href="http://firstthings.com/article.php3?id_article=6262">the whole thing</a>.  Then go and read <a href="http://www.vatican.va/holy_father/paul_vi/encyclicals/documents/hf_p-vi_enc_25071968_humanae-vitae_en.html">Humanae Vitae</a>, and then tell me -- what parts of it are untrue?]]>
      
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   <title>Pope Heads For Australia</title>
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   <published>2008-07-12T14:01:42Z</published>
   <updated>2008-07-12T14:17:49Z</updated>
   
   <summary>The Pope is headed for Australia, where he spend ten days and will attend World Youth Day. The usual collection of amoral freaks will greet him. In some respects, you can judge a man by the quality of his opponents....</summary>
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      <![CDATA[The Pope is <a href="http://voanews.com/english/2008-07-12-voa7.cfm">headed for Australia</a>, where he spend ten days and will attend World Youth Day.  

The usual collection of <a href="http://voanews.com/english/2008-07-09-voa9.cfm">amoral freaks</a> will greet him.  In some respects, you can judge a man by the quality of his opponents.  

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"The coalition is not anti-religious. We have Christians in our midst," she noted. "We want to support the Catholics For Condoms, which is a group in the U.S. We want to support the Rainbow Sash, which is the group of homosexuals within the Catholic Church. We're not anti-Catholic youth. We want to talk to them about these issues so that they can go home and talk to the people in their areas, in their churches about these issues and what Australian young people are saying to them." 
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Groups that promote things contrary to Catholic teaching are not good Catholics, nor are they good Christians.  How could they be?  If you are a Catholic, you believe that the fullness of truth resides within the Church in the person of Christ, present in the Eucharist.  If you start pressuring the church to change to the whims of the times, you are missing the point of Christianity.  One has to conform oneself to it to be saved by it; one must strive to uphold and obey the teaching always.  When you start working against the teaching, you are working against the Church, and against the person of Christ.  It is really that simple.  

Consider the Church's position on abortion and contraception, articulated in <a href="http://www.priestsforlife.org/magisterium/didache.htm">the Didache</a>, in the first century.

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The second commandment of the Teaching: "Do not murder; do not commit adultery"; do not corrupt boys; do not fornicate; "do not steal"; do not practice magic; do not go in for sorcery; do not murder a child by abortion or kill a newborn infant. "Do not covet your neighbor's property; do not commit perjury; do not bear false witness"; do not slander; do not bear grudges. Do not be double-minded or double-tongued, for a double tongue is "a deadly snare." Your words shall not be dishonest or hollow, but substantiated by action. Do not be greedy or extortionate or hypocritical or malicious or arrogant. Do not plot against your neighbor. Do not hate anybody; but reprove some, pray for others, and still others love more than your own life.
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Catholic teaching on abortion has been consistent for twenty centuries.  Abortion was not unknown in the ancient world; what is new is the monumental scale of our barbarity in promoting it and proclaiming it good.  

Consider <a href="http://www.catholiceducation.org/articles/religion/re0663.html">contraception</a>, also not unknown in the ancient world:

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History further illuminates the Church's position on this subject. Anthropological studies show that means of contraception existed in antiquity. Medical papyri described various contraceptive methods used in China in the year 2700 BC and in Egypt in the year 1850 BC. Soranos (AD 98-139), a Greek physician from Ephesus, described seventeen medically approved methods of contraception. Also at this time, abortion and infanticide were not uncommon practices in the Roman Empire.

The early Christian community upheld the sanctity of marriage, marital love, and human life. In the New Testament, the word pharmakeia appears, which some scholars link to the birth control issue. Pharmakeia denotes the mixing of potions for secretive purposes, and from Soranos and others, evidence exists of artificial birth control potions. Interestingly, pharmakeia is oftentimes translated as "sorcery" in English. In the three passages in which pharmakeia appears, other sexual sins are also condemned: lewd conduct, impurity, licentiousness, orgies, "and the like." (Confer Galatians 5:19-21.) This evidence highlights that the early Church condemned anything which violated the integrity of marital love.
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The key to Catholic sexual ethics is the recognition of what sex is for -- reproduction and the strengthening of love within a relationship that wishes to and is capable of raising and teaching new life.  Our society has completely divorced sex from procreation, and as a result, greatly devalues the act.  We are moving 100% in the wrong direction on the subject; the Church is right, and our society is simply wrong.  It is that easy.  It is that simple.  ]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Now This Made Me Laugh . . .</title>
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   <published>2008-07-09T11:30:12Z</published>
   <updated>2008-07-09T11:32:42Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Pope Benedict is changing the formula, so to speak . . . Developed by the folks at Creative Minority Report . . ....</summary>
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      <![CDATA[Pope Benedict is <a href="http://wdtprs.com/blog/2008/07/simply-wonderful-novus-ordo-20/">changing the formula</a>, so to speak . . . 

Developed by the folks at <a href="http://www.creativeminorityreport.com/2008/07/marketing-new-new-mass.html">Creative Minority Report</a> . . . ]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Church of England To Permit Women Bishops</title>
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   <published>2008-07-07T23:08:15Z</published>
   <updated>2008-07-07T23:33:02Z</updated>
   
   <summary> I&apos;ve been following the debate at Ruth Gledhill&apos;s blog, which the good folks at traditional Anglican site StandFirminFaith have also been following. There are a few likely things to come of this. 1. Ecumenical talks between the Anglican Communion...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[
I've been following the debate at <a href="http://timescolumns.typepad.com/gledhill/2008/07/women-bishops-t.html#more">Ruth Gledhill's blog</a>, which the good folks at traditional Anglican site <a href="http://www.standfirminfaith.com/index.php/site/article/14042/">StandFirminFaith</a> have also been following.  

There are a few likely things to come of this.  

1.  Ecumenical talks between the Anglican Communion and either Rome or the Orthodox churches are dead.  Rome has ruled, definitively, that there can be no women's ordination, much less consecration as a bishop.  The reasons for it are laid out in Pope John Paul II's Apostolic Letter from 1994, <em><a href="http://www.vatican.va/holy_father/john_paul_ii/apost_letters/documents/hf_jp-ii_apl_22051994_ordinatio-sacerdotalis_en.html">Ordinatio Sacerdotalis</a></em>.  John Paul II foreclosed discussion of the issue by Rome with his closing paragraphs:

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Although the teaching that priestly ordination is to be reserved to men alone has been preserved by the constant and universal Tradition of the Church and firmly taught by the Magisterium in its more recent documents, at the present time in some places it is nonetheless considered still open to debate, or the Church's judgment that women are not to be admitted to ordination is considered to have a merely disciplinary force.

Wherefore, in order that all doubt may be removed regarding a matter of great importance, a matter which pertains to the Church's divine constitution itself, in virtue of my ministry of confirming the brethren (cf. Lk 22:32) I declare that the Church has no authority whatsoever to confer priestly ordination on women and that this judgment is to be definitively held by all the Church's faithful.

Invoking an abundance of divine assistance upon you, venerable brothers, and upon all the faithful, I impart my apostolic blessing. 
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After the usual "questioning" and "requests for clarification" from various liberal theologians, who tried to find some wiggle room in the letter, the Vatican issued <a href="http://www.ewtn.com/library/curia/cdfrespo.htm">a further clarification</a> from then Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, head of the Congregation of the Doctrine of the Faith:

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The publication in May 1994 of the apostolic letter <em>Ordinatio Sacerdotalis</em> was followed by a number of problematic and negative statements by certain theologians, organizations of priests and religious, as well as some associations of lay people. These reactions attempted to cast doubt on the definitive character of the letter's teaching on the inadmissibility of women to the ministerial priesthood and also questioned whether this teaching belonged to the deposit of the faith.

This congregation therefore has judged it necessary to dispel the doubts and reservations that have arisen by issuing a <em>responsum ad dubium</em>, which the Holy Father has approved and ordered to be published (cf. enclosure).
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The <em>responsum ad dubium</em> states:

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<strong>Dubium:</strong> Whether the teaching that the Church has no authority whatsoever to confer priestly ordination on women, which is presented in the Apostolic Letter <em>Ordinatio Sacerdotalis</em> to be held definitively, is to be understood as belonging to the deposit of faith.

<strong>Responsum:</strong> In the affirmative.

This teaching requires definitive assent, since, founded on the written Word of God, and from the beginning constantly preserved and applied in the Tradition of the Church, it has been set forth infallibly by the ordinary and universal Magisterium (cf. Second Vatican Council, Dogmatic Constitution on the Church Lumen Gentium 25, 2). Thus, in the present circumstances, the Roman Pontiff, exercising his proper office of confirming the brethren (cf. Lk 22:32), has handed on this same teaching by a formal declaration, explicitly stating what is to be held always, everywhere, and by all, as belonging to the deposit of the faith.

The Sovereign Pontiff John Paul II, at the Audience granted to the undersigned Cardinal Prefect, approved this Reply, adopted in the ordinary session of this Congregation, and ordered it to be published.
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Women's ordination, started in some provinces in the Anglican communion in the 1970s (in the Episcopal church of the U.S., for instance), became permitted in the CofE in the 1990s.  This has put a chill in ecumenical talks between the Anglican Communion and Rome; the Anglican Communion, by introducing the innovation of women priests, moved away from what both Rome and the Orthodox churches have held for 2000 years.  

2.  The Global South Anglican churches of Nigeria, Uganda, etc., will probably declare themselves out of communion with the CofE.  

3.  A number of CofE bishops, priests, and lay people will defect to Rome, either singly or in groups.  

4.  As the CofE sees more conservatives depart, its theology, like the Episcopal church in the U.S., will become even more radicalized.  

People who see this as an issue of "rights", though well-meaning, have it exactly wrong.  There is no right to be a priest; priests are chosen by God.  We do not know why the Twelve Apostles were all men; but in that there was no worldly power who exceeded Christ in authority, we cannot assume that he made the decision based on any kind of fear or cultural bias.  We must assume He had his reasons.  ]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Anglican Bishops Meeting With Rome?</title>
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   <published>2008-07-07T11:30:11Z</published>
   <updated>2008-07-07T11:39:56Z</updated>
   
   <summary>The Church of England, one of the national churches within the broader Anglican communion, has its synod this summer, and the word is that the synod will approve women bishops. Currently, the CofE has women priests, but not bishops. This...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[The Church of England, one of the national churches within the broader Anglican communion, has its synod this summer, and the word is that the synod will approve women bishops.  Currently, the CofE has women priests, but not bishops.  

This is causing tremendous pressure within the Church of England, which is wary of walking the same course as the American Episcopal Church, which has gone for women priests and bishops, gay clergy, and in one famous instance, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_Robinson">a divorced gay bishop living with a man</a>.  

The question is not merely one of sexuality, it is also one of Scriptural interpretation -- given Scripture's clear prohibitions against homosexual acts, which are considered gravely immoral, it calls into question how the Anglican church interprets Scripture -- as the definitive word of God, or, as they are fond of saying of the Pirate Code in the <em>Pirates of the Caribbean</em> movies, "more like guidelines."  For a Protestant church, these are not merely academic issues.  

It is rumored that if the CofE accepts women bishops, a number of its bishops will consider crossing the Tiber.  It appears that a number of bishops <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2254269/Anglican-bishops-in-secret-Vatican-summit.html">are already in talks with Rome</a> to that effect.  ]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>More On The SSPX Negotiations</title>
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   <published>2008-07-05T15:28:05Z</published>
   <updated>2008-07-05T15:49:38Z</updated>
   
   <summary>I&apos;m glad I&apos;m not a Canon lawyer. Keeping straight the questions of excommunication, schism, valid vs. invalid, licit vs. illicit, formal schism vs. informal schism, and faculties is a complicated matter. So, two posts from Fr. John Zuhlsdorf here to...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[I'm glad I'm not a Canon lawyer.  Keeping straight the questions of excommunication, schism, valid vs. invalid, licit vs. illicit, formal schism vs. informal schism, and faculties is a complicated matter.

So, two posts from Fr. John Zuhlsdorf here to help explain things.  First, <a href="http://wdtprs.com/blog/2008/07/guest-contribution-qa-with-the-pont-comm-ecclesia-dei-about-sspx-schism-and-sacraments/">the SSPX is not, technically, in schism</a>; however its bishops and priests are under <em>latae sententiae</em> excommunication, and are therefore considered suspended.  Masses said by the SSPX are valid, however; a Catholic may attend an SSPX Mass without incurring a canonical penalty or committing a sin.  While Masses are valid, in that the priests are suspended, they may not hear confessions or perform marriage ceremonies.  This is from Cardinal Castrillon Hoyos in a letter to Brian Mershon, who inquired, and seems to be the most definitive statement from the Vatican on how the church views the situation.  <a href="http://wdtprs.com/blog/2008/07/cns-recap-of-the-sspxvatican-dialogue/">On a second matte</a>r, while the SSPX has technically met the deadline for the Vatican's response (despite some indications that they were not going to), they do not yet give full assent to all of the Vatican's points, some of which they consider vague.  They have countered with a request that the Vatican remove the excommunications before they proceed further.  I'm thinking that's unlikely, but Cardinal Castrillon Hoyos was reportedly pleased with the response, as far as it went.  

It's at some level fascinating -- I won't go so far as to say it's like watching spiders mate -- but I think that at some point, this dance has to end.  Either the SSPX and the Vatican restore full ties, bringing 1 million Catholics back into full communion, or they walk apart.  I think there is a great temptation for the SSPX to walk apart, to say "hey, we've got a valid Eucharist and apostolic succession, let's go it on our own" but I think that is a very foolish and prideful path.  I think the Pope and Cardinal Hoyos have gone a long way to try to resolve the dispute; I wish the SSPX would show some ability to reconcile.  To me, their answers seem too grudging and lawyerly.  Better to come back in, first, and we'll resolve the other issues later.  ]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Heaven As A Cruise Ship</title>
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   <published>2008-07-04T17:56:51Z</published>
   <updated>2008-07-05T12:41:23Z</updated>
   
   <summary>I think heaven is rather like a cruise ship. I think when we die, we may well find ourselves in a long line. We ask those around us where we are, where they are from, and so forth, and we...</summary>
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      I think heaven is rather like a cruise ship.

I think when we die, we may well find ourselves in a long line.  We ask those around us where we are, where they are from, and so forth, and we realize, after a bit when none of us can give a good account of how we got here, that we are, indeed, in the afterlife.  We speculate as to where the line ahead of us is going.  We wonder if we are headed toward Heaven or Hell, for we cannot see where the line ends up.  But we take some small comfort in the fact that we are with other people and in the minutes we wait, we begin to form a kind of community -- asking each other about our lives, families, loved ones.  We amuse each other with our tales and stories, we learn a little about each other.  The line ahead of us shrinks, the line behinds us grows.  We share with newcomers what we know.  Eventually we reach the front of the line and are handed our boarding cards.  

We step through a small door and onto the gangway of a very large, very beautiful ship.  At the top of the gangway a guide looks at our cards and gives us directions to our cabins.  He tells us there is a reception at 5:00 where all our questions will be answered, though doubtless we have figured out much while standing in line, for it surely occurred to us early on that there is no spirit of community in Hell.  We go to our rooms.  Some of us have grand suites on upper decks, overlooking the ocean.  Some of us have more modest accommodations, interior staterooms on lower decks.  But we check in, and find our rooms are very beautiful indeed.  We see a number of small gifts greeting us; a bottle of wine or flowers, with cards.  

I imagine if I should ever arrive at such a moment, I&apos;d read the cards and they would say, &quot;You are here as a guest of Saint ____________, who cared enough to intercede on your behalf with the Lord our God.  You may thank Saint _________ at the reception,&quot; or &quot;You are here because your grandmother could not imagine heaven without you, and your grandmother is very dear to the Lord, indeed,&quot; or, quite simply, &quot;He remembered you at Gethsemane, and His Father heard.&quot;

We would need some time to prepare for the reception, for I think we&apos;d all need time to reflect on the fact that none of our staterooms are without these little gifts with cards attached.  
      
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<entry>
   <title>We&apos;re Losing The Battle</title>
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   <published>2008-07-04T16:58:30Z</published>
   <updated>2008-07-04T17:03:10Z</updated>
   
   <summary>From Matthew Lickona&apos;s blog comes a link to this news story. Let me just say, if we&apos;re losing the unique Catholic capacity for guilt, we&apos;re losing the battle. To paraphrase Gordon Gecko, &quot;Guilt -- for lack of a better word...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[From <a href="http://www.matthewlickona.com/blog/2008/06/this-just-in.html">Matthew Lickona's blog</a> comes a link to <a href="http://www.newsobserver.com/lifestyles/religion/story/1095673.html">this news story</a>.  

Let me just say, if we're losing the unique Catholic capacity for guilt, we're losing the battle.  

To paraphrase Gordon Gecko, "Guilt -- for lack of a better word -- is good."]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Highly Recommended</title>
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   <published>2008-07-04T16:09:24Z</published>
   <updated>2008-07-04T16:36:55Z</updated>
   
   <summary> Swimming With Scapulars, by Matthew Lickona Matthew Lickona is about eight or nine years younger than me, but there is much in what he writes that resonates with me. A cradle Catholic like myself who has long wrestled with...</summary>
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<em>Swimming With Scapulars</em>, by Matthew Lickona

Matthew Lickona is about eight or nine years younger than me, but there is much in what he writes that resonates with me.  A cradle Catholic like myself who has long wrestled with the faith, his 2005 memoir on the faith, <em>Swimming With Scapulars</em>, details a childhood strikingly similar to mine in many respects.  I think we had very similar fathers; and as he notes in <em>Scapulars</em>, quoting Tyler Durden in <em>Fight Club</em>, "Our fathers were our models for God."  

Though I think a lot like him, I have to admit my own path to the faith was marked more by shocking failures than his;  Matthew seems to me to be like a younger version of myself who has walked his path better than I have.  He is, in his views as a Catholic are thoroughly and unapologetically orthodox; I read him and say "Yup, with you on that one."  He also strikes a good balance in his views of both "Rad Trads" and "Spirit of Vatican II" Catholics; he is, like me, somewhere in the via media.  That being said, his book is not a book of views or positions; it is the story of his life growing up as a boy, then as a young man in a Catholic college where he met his wife, and then as a father raising his children.  His views come across as musings in response to the practical matters of life, shot through with a good deal of insight and humor.

That he accepts Catholicism as being not only true, but practical, and ultimately wise, is a sign of his faith.  He accepts the faith as true and tries to conform himself to it.  I have (after many years) come to that view myself, and I have to say, it is the only way to properly approach it.  

I have not read <a href="http://www.matthewlickona.com/blog/blog.html">his blog</a> yet, but I'm sure I'll enjoy it.  He's a good writer, a good Catholic, and a good man.  ]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Linux Purgatorio</title>
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   <published>2008-07-03T17:47:38Z</published>
   <updated>2008-07-04T00:17:05Z</updated>
   
   <summary>As I mentioned awhile back, I am in the process of converting my home systems from the world of Windows to the world of Linux. I am doing so for three basic reasons: a. I have always been interested in...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[As I mentioned <a href="http://www.virtualabbey.com/2008/06/linux_hell.html">awhile back</a>, I am in the process of converting my home systems from the world of Windows to the world of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux">Linux</a>.  I am doing so for three basic reasons:

a.  I have always been interested in the concept of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux">Linux</a>.
b.  I am trying to extend the life of systems that are basically three or four years old by improving the software performance vs. hardware limitations ratio, and
c.  I have heard too many <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_Vista">Vista</a> horror stories to make me want to put that bloated mess of software onto my aging systems.  

I say this without any personal animus towards Microsoft; I have been a Windows user since 3.1 back in the Intel 386 days (and a DOS user since 3.0) and am very comfortable in the Windows world.  My day job involves working on computers and I will therefore probably be dealing with Messrs. Gates, Ballmer, et al. for the rest of my working life.  But I've decided that it is time to learn something new.  

Well, in my earlier efforts, I detailed how neither <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fedora_(operating_system)">Fedora</a> nor <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opensuse">OpenSuse</a> wanted to recognize my Acer laptop's built-in, accursed Broadcom B43 wireless card.  My solution was eventually a hardware one; I went with a new network card which was reliably Linux-friendly (the Netgear WG511T PCMCIA card), and voila, it connected without a hitch.  Well, with one hitch, which is that I cannot get encryption to work right.  Given the range of my router, that doesn't particularly worry me, although I do want to sort that part out next (and I imagine when I do, one of my hippy neighbors will show up at my door and say ,"Dude, don't <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bogart">bogart</a>* the wireless.").

But, it nagged me that I could not get the Broadcom to work for me.  Like a splinter in my mind, as <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133093/quotes">Morpheus</a> might say.  So I considered the words of one of my readers, who recommended <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubuntu">Ubuntu</a>.  And so, I figured what the heck, I don't have anything of value on the laptop yet, so let's download a build of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubuntu">Ubuntu</a> and give it a try.  

The good thing about <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux">Linux</a> is that it's free.  Yes, you have to know where to look for the distributions, and yes, you need to have a software tool to burn ISO CD's.  But with that, you can go burn a complete operating system for your PC for nothing.  Not a dollar to Mr. Gates or a penny for the Illuminati.  So, in that I tend in my initial <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graphical_user_interface">GUI</a> prejudices more toward the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KDE">KDE</a> side of the Linux house than the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GNOME">Gnome</a> side of the house (not by much, granted, it's really flip a coin), I downloaded <a href="http://releases.ubuntu.com/kubuntu/hardy/">Kubuntu 8.04</a> and ran it.  On install, it noticed my Broadcom card and told me I needed to get new firmware for it.  Once I did so, it recognized it and now my laptop runs <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teh">teh</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intraweb#Other_Uses">intraweb</a> just fine.  

I realize, of course, having reached the peak of this tiny little hill of knowledge, that had I understood that and properly executed the steps to fix that, my card quite likely have worked just as well under either Fedora or OpenSuse.  But only <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kubuntu">Kubuntu</a> pointed it out to me in terms I could readily understand.  In other words, it was properly geared to my level of stupidity.  To me, that suggests a level of sophistication in its design that recognizes the proper nature of our fallen world.  Operating systems must ultimately condescend (in the proper sense of the word) to the stupid to be of use.  Not, say, to the extent that Apple does, but you take my point (I kid, I kid).  

On my laptop I am running <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kubuntu">Kubuntu</a>.  On my desktop I am running <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opensuse">OpenSuse 10.3</a>, which I am content with and which runs pretty cleanly there.  On my mini-laptop (I own an <a href="http://eeepc.asus.com/global/">Asus Eee</a>, which is, without a doubt, the best small computer in the world for its price), I am running a build of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xandros">Xandros</a> which came with it.  

So right now I'm letting the operating systems battle it out.  The good thing is that like, say, creedal Christianity, all three of them are similar, and at the level of the kernel, are just about the same (I'm not positive I have the same Kernel release on all three, as I have done no updating to Xandros on my Asus Eee and my OpenSuse machine updates itself relentlessly.  My next struggle with the Linux world will involve getting wireless encryption to run right and then getting my network printer to work.  Once I have done that, I'll move on to other things.   
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Additional note:</strong>  I'm not crazy about the default KDE Web Browser/File Management tool, Konqueror.  To me, it is a file system that wants to be a web browser, or a browser that wants to be a file system, and to me, the two functions are fundamentally different.  I am instead running Mozilla Firefox as my browser (though it does odd things to the text on some pages and I'm having to hit CTRL ++ or CTRL -- a lot), and am leaning toward the Kubuntu's file tool, Dolphin, for file management.  Dolphin has one very useful little feature which is the "Open as Root" command, which in the world of Linux, is a very useful thing indeed.  Maybe Konqueror has that command, too, though I didn't see it.  





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* The origin of which term I did not know until today, and it is easily the funniest thing I've read this week.</em>]]>
      
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   <title>The Implications of National Health Care</title>
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   <published>2008-07-03T11:38:40Z</published>
   <updated>2008-07-03T11:56:56Z</updated>
   
   <summary>If health care is a right, and abortion is a right, it stands to reason that doctors who work for a national health care service will have to refer patients for abortions. You may call me paranoid for suggesting that...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[If health care is a right, and abortion is a right, it stands to reason that doctors who work for a national health care service will have to refer patients for abortions.  

You may call me paranoid for suggesting that if we go to a "single payer" health care system, that Catholic doctors will be forced to either renounce their beliefs or give up the practice of medicine, but it looks like it's <a href="http://www.catholicherald.co.uk/articles/a0000317.shtml">already happening in Britain</a>.

<blockquote>
Catholic doctors could be stripped of their right to refuse to arrange abortions under proposals to be debated next week.

They will no longer be able to conscientiously object to authorising abortions but instead will be compelled to send any woman requesting the procedure directly to an abortion clinic. The proposal has caused immense anger among the growing number of doctors who have moral objections to abortion - with about one in four now refusing to sign consent forms.

Some may launch a test case if, as expected, the move is pushed through the British Medical Association's policy-making body on Thursday.
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Read <a href="http://www.catholicherald.co.uk/articles/a0000317.shtml">the whole thing</a>.  

The implication of nationalized health care is having no Catholic doctors.  Do we imagine this will improve the ethics of the medical profession, or damage it?]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>The Cafeteria is Closed</title>
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   <published>2008-07-02T13:21:56Z</published>
   <updated>2008-07-02T13:30:42Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Gerald Augustinus has moved to a new location, and will be focusing on the broader issues at his new site, GeraldNaus.com. I&apos;ll update my blogroll to reflect it. I myself went in the opposite direction -- my old blog discussed...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<a href="http://closedcafeteria.blogspot.com/">Gerald Augustinus</a> has moved to a new location, and will be focusing on the broader issues at his new site, <a href="http://www.geraldnaus.com/">GeraldNaus.com</a>.  I'll update my blogroll to reflect it.  

I myself went in the opposite direction -- my old blog discussed everything, and I've moved to the more narrow world of Catholic blogging. 

I'm tempted to do an election blog, but out of a sense of charity, I think I'll pass.  It would be little more than a series of polemics about Barack Obama.  <em>The rotten, fraudulent, servant of Moloch, Barack Obama</em> . . . ]]>
      
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